Jumeirah Essex House

The Essex house is just lovely. With each new lobby, we’re learning to spread our tentacles a bit further and really find the right crevice to engage in our mini-wars. After perusing the main hall where black and white photos of New York past and old school stylish black phones lined the walls, we settled into the two seats you see to the back right (above).

It took awhile for our waitress (is that what you’d call her?) to approach us and after taking our order, I may have been heard to mutter bitch under my breath. Her catty demeanor was quickly displaced by two darling old ladies who found us just charming. I’m all about making a good (if false) impression on the elderly, way more than on some hourly waged dame who’s giving me the stink eye.
Don’t laugh; we’ve since learned that the queens must start on the square they match. Melissa bought this set on Thompson St in Greenwich. I can’t wait until it gets warmer and I can start competing against ancient Russian men with coffee-stained beards.

Leftover curls from a night of dancing and DJing. I’m rolling on 4+ hours sleep and 7 cups of caffeine here? The tea came with rock candy stir sticks - who doesn’t love that? Melissa was transported (as she is every half-hour by some organic intrusion) to her camp; the only place she has ever been truly happy.

All that caffeine had me jumpy and I almost lost a pawn to the fire. After explaining that no one ever died from a tea-light, I fished the little guy out and we resumed our game (in which I straight slaughtered my opponent (for the first time :) ) ).
What a lovely place.
Overall rating for playing chess in the Jumeirah Essex House lobby:










